Growing up, I always thought I had the most beautiful mother. As pretty as a movie star.
She read us stories ALL THE TIME,
and took us to fun places.
She has always had a wonderful sense of fun,
and is full of fun phrases - like:
"Let's whistle and start over."
"I'm about to have a shizacal fit."
"I can't place his face, but his breath smells familiar."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM